CERN's Large Hadron Collider went into action today in its giant circular tunnel under Geneva. The scientists involved say they're searching for the Higgs Boson, the so-called “God particle,” but others claim they're risking creating a black hole that will devour the Earth and us with it. Nevertheless, we're still here right now, so maybe the doomsayers were wrong and we dodged the bullet?
I wouldn't be a science fiction writer if I didn't come up with another explanation of what happened.
The Black Hole was created as predicted. We're falling into it right now. But you remember learning about the Schwarzschild Radius in physics class – that boundary from which no light can escape? Well, that's where we are right now. We're at the event horizon and time has slowed for us but we don't know it.
That's the beauty of it. To an alien observer watching from the far corners of the universe, we appear to be falling into the black hole they created in Geneva, falling and falling forever. Time is standing still, or so it appears to our alien.
To us, it's just this interminable election season.